I want to hate you

I want to hate you but
I love you more,
I want to forget you but
I remember you more,
I want to make a distance of thousand miles from you but
You come closer to me and touch my sole,
I always surrounded with crowd but
Your memories make me feel alone,
I don't want you in my life for a moment but
You are always in my mind,
Even you don't love me and don't need me but
i need you and love you more and more for forever..........

Random Thought

Expect nothing. Live frugally
On surprise.
Become a stranger
To need of pity
Or, if compassion be freely
Given out

Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House."

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law. I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replies, "The funeral director would be my guess."