The Best Employee

    *  One day rabbit was sitting outside his burrow,typing something in a typewriter. Along came a fox.



    * Fox: "What are you working on?"



    * Rabbit: "My thesis."



    * Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"



    * Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."



    * Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!



    * Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"



    * They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.



    * Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.



    * Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"



    * Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."



    * Wolf:"That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat wolves!"



    * Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see how?"



    * The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.



    * Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?



    * Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."



    * Bear: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat bears!"



    * Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"



    * SCENE :
      As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Lesson


IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.


IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT