Monday, December 26, 2011

santa changed his religion

Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa decided to change his religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant.
One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended,
He called Santa D'Costa (his new assistant) and asked him to cover for him.

Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to stay with him for a little while and learn what to do.

Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Woman: " I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times"
Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

A few minutes later a man entered the confessional.
He said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Man: "Three times"
Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later another woman entered and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Santa: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery"
Santa: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once"
Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week, three times for $ 5.00"

Sunday, December 25, 2011

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Thursday, December 22, 2011

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Efficient secretary

Santa comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.

The little girl asks, "Daddy, I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"

Feeling his wife, Jeeto's gaze upon him, Santa explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

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Monday, December 19, 2011

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Sunday, December 18, 2011

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Mini CAT - The Car that runs on Air

Will it be the next big thing?

Tata Motors of India thinks so.

What will the Oil Companies do to stop it?

It is an auto engine that runs on air. That's right; air not gas or diesel or electric but just the air around us. Take a look.

Tata Motors of India has scheduled the Air Car to hit Indian streets by August 2012

The Air Car, developed by ex-Formula One engineer Guy N. For Luxembourg-based MDI, uses compressed air to push its engine's pistons and make the car go.

The Air Car, called the "Mini CAT" could cost around 365,757 rupees in India or $8,177 US.

The Mini CAT which is a simple, light urban car, with a tubular chassis, a body of fiberglass that is glued not welded and powered by compressed air. A Microprocessor is used to control all electrical functions of the car. One tiny radio transmitter sends instructions to the lights, turn signals and every other electrical device on the car. Which are not many.

The temperature of the clean air expelled by the exhaust pipe is between 0-15 degrees below zero, which makes it suitable for use by the internal air conditioning system with no need for gases or loss of power.

There are no keys, just an access card which can be read by the car from your pocket. According to the designers, it costs less than 50 rupees per 1 00 KM, that's about a tenth the cost of a car running on gas. It's mileage is about double that of the most advanced electric car, a factor which makes it a perfect choice for city motorists. The car has a top speed of 1 05 KM per hour or 60 mph and would have a range of around 300 km or 1 85 miles between refuels. Refilling the car will take place at adapted gas stations with special air compressors. A fill up will only take two to three minutes and costs approximately 1 00 rupees and the car will be ready to go another 300 kilometers.

This car can also be filled at home with it's on board compressor. It will take 3-4 hours to refill the tank, but it can be done while you sleep.

Because there is no combustion engine, changing the 1 liter of vegetable oil is only necessary every 50,000 KM or 30,000 miles. Due to its simplicity, there is very little maintenance to be done on this car.

This Air Car almost sounds too good to be true. We'll see in August. 2012

Thursday, December 8, 2011

My New Toy


Last night my wife bought me a camera. My new toy is GE x500 with 16 megapixel and 15x optical zoom. For like me that has no background on photography it is still difficult to use, but maybe two or three days we'll be ok.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Khloe Kardashian and Elijah Wood are fans of the stylish Nescafe Dolce Gusto machine! And #RIOMintsLab is giving away one!

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Rio Mints Lab brings you 3 mini games to excite and keep you busy - BILLBOARD IN THE RIO MINTS CITY, MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL, and RIO MINTS DO THE MOVE.

Play away, collect points, and win a Nescafe DOLCE GUSTO machine!

 
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