The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law. I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replies, "The funeral director would be my guess."