Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The dilapidated old boat

Once there were twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat.

It so happened that John's wife died A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.

She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."

Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no, fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish.

She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back.

Every time I used her, her hole got bigger I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time.I warned them that she wasn't very good, The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."

The old lady fainted.


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