Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The Power of Media

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

The local paper read:'SERVANT's A*s WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race.

Next day the local paper headline read:'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT's A*s'.

This was too much for the king, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper heading the news: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST A*s IN TOWN".
The king fainted.

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.

Next day paper read:"QUEEN SELLS A*s FOR $10"

This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.

The next day Headlines:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER A*s IS WILD & FREE"

The king was buried next day!

...Power of media


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